I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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