i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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