guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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