Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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