the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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