I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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