Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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