just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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