It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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