Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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