Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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