Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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