just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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