Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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