My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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