.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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