TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize