I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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