the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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