im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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