People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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