god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I showed him my bush... on skype.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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