Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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