shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My feet surprised me
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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