I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
no. you can't hotbox the world.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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