Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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