love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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