When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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