Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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