3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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