you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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