I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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