ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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