Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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