Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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