Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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