i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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