bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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