I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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