Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
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I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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