Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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