He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
PANTIES FOUND
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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