haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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