sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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