We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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