don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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