she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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