I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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