Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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