You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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